Is Playboy Model Brittany Binger running for United States Senate in Ohio?

Ohio Playboy Model and Politico Brittany Binger

It appears that Playboy Model, Brittany Binger is throwing her hat into the politcal ring in Ohio. It seems that Brittany Binger is tired of the corruption and insincere politics of Congressman John Boehner. It has been reported that Boehner is immorally having two extramarital affairs at once, and, even moreso, that Boehner's extramarital affairs may have homosexual overtones. The people of Ohio, and those in Hollywood find Binger's up front, heterosexual approach to being a Playboy model to be very refreshing after the Clinton Lewinsky homosexual debacle. "The nice thing about Brittany Binger is that she is both plain and beautiful at the same moment, just like alot of other Ohio girls." Moreover, Brittany Binger is seriously contemplating dumping her boring, baseball boyfriend, who cannot switch hit, and who rarely has a batting average above .450. Reportedly, Brittany Binger is also upset that her alleged boyfried, Grady Sizemore, has posed for homosexual nude photos which have appeared on the internet. Cleveland Indians managment refuse to comment about Sizemore being suspended for bringing baseball into disgrace with his homosexual nude photos. A confidential source in the Cleveland Indian's Organization says that the real problem with Sizemore is that he keeps wanting to take his clothes off on the ball field in a sort of manic episode. On the other hand, it may be that Grady Sizemore will soon be traded to the Chicago Blackhawks baseball Organization. It seems that the Blackhawks Baseball Organization is willing to give Sizemore stock in both Frontier Communications and Verizon. Sources in the Obama Adminstration confirm that Brittany Binger is a devout Christian. As Brittany Binger might say, "I think that it is great to pose nude for Playboy. In this way, I am showing God's beauty to my audience." Billy Graham agrees. A girlhood friend of Brittany Binger confirms that she always prays before going to bed, and thus had the reputation as early as highschool for being good in bed. Also, from her appearance, it seems that Brittany Binger is part Iroquois Indian. A source in Playboy Enterprises confirms that the move to include Brittany Binger in the Playboy Organization as a Playboy Model is part of Hugh Hefner's commitment to diversity.

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