Is Actress Meg Ryan's Career Stalled?

Meg Ryan before her stalled career.

Meg Ryan after her career has stalled.

Many of us are wondering is actress Meg Ryan's career in Hollywood is stalled. Tom Hanks, "The real problem with Meg Ryan's career is that she is a New York Jew pretending to be Irish. Often, Meg has real issues with eating a non-kosher Reuben sandwichs when hanging out with her gentile friends." Tom Selleck, "I think that the real problem with Meg Ryan is that she has not really dealt with the Jewish Question at this point in her existence." Dr. Kushner, "I think that the real problem with Meg Ryan (Margaret Hyra) is that she still has not resolved her sexual identity issues. This has an affect on her voice tone, her diction, everything. In fact, I heard just the other day that she is insisting on future acting roles that she be able to do impromtu acting rather than listening to her lines from her understudy with a secret radio transmitter speaker in her ear." Josh Fejfar, "The real problem with Meg Ryan is that she is attempting once again to go snowboarding in Goleta, again, away from Burbank and Hollywood. You see, for Meg Ryan to go snowboarding in Goleta, she has to hallucinate a great deal of snow. This is a real issue for southern California snowboarders and Texas snowboarders." George Lucas, "The real problem with Meg Ryan is that the people downtown are once again accusing her of hallucinating reality." Steven Spielberg, "The Jewish persona of Meg Ryan is passe. Maybe a name change to Meg Hydra would help her." Sigourney Weaver, "The problem with Meg Ryan is that she only does sweet, drippy roles, of really nice people. After the Reagan era I am not sure that this really flys. She is from New York after all." Harrison Ford, "If Meg Ryan would spend more time focusing on her sex life, I think that she would do better in Hollywood."

(The foregoing Hollywood interviews are allegorical.) (C)Perpetual Copyright (2011) by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C. (PA)