Who are Bill and Hillary Clinton's Latest Sex Partners?

Matt Damon Above

Harrison Ford Above

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It now appears that Bill and Hillary Clinton have an open gay marriage. It seems that Bill Clinton's regular boyfriend is Hollywood actor, Harrison Ford, while Hillary Clinton's regular boyfriend is Matt Damon. Moreover, Bill Clinton seems to be illegally impersonating the United States Attorney for the Northern District of New York, even though he is no a licensed attorney in New York. It also appears that Matt Damon is really Matt Zimmerman from Sioux Falls South Dakota. Harrison Ford may very well be an illegal alien from Vladivostok, Soviet Russia. It can be asserted that Bill and Hillary Clinton are Russian Soviet Spys from Moscow, Soviet Russia. If you look at Bill and Hillary's passports you may very well find that they spend most of their time in Moscow, Soviet Russia, and both of them, inexplicably know how to speak fluent Russian.

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